jewelry that costs more than ten bucks, constipation, republicans that are republican just because their parents told them they should be, fanatics, raspberry iced tea, lime, the taste of alcohol, skinning my knee, roller coasters, yellow highlighters, gray cubicles, mustard, mayonaise, people who think they are better than me, people who think that being smarter than me makes them entitled to be assholes, the fact that there will always be smarter than someone else, infinity, the concept of heaven and hell, driving, people whoa re as bad as/worse than I am at driving, conflicting smells like popcorns and taco bell, feeling sick, being sick, wondering if I'm ever going to leave the country, the word 'pussy' in any context, the word 'hubby' used in any context, shampoo that smells like flowers, lotion that smells like anything at all, soap that doe snot smell like soap, electric toothbrushes, cancer, heart disease, bugs, wet pant cuffs, scratched dvds, torn pages, newtgingrichrushlimbaughgeorgebushetc, women who want to be n.gingrichr.limbaughg.bushetc, people who don't wash their hands with soap, male gynecologists, feeling like a guinea pig, people treating me like I'm helpless because I'm small, driving fast on winding roads, 100+ degree weather, global warming, SUVs, riding on the bus, flights with connections, figuring out what to eat for lunch, feeling like a maid, pop rocks, mother hen-types, cooking shows, safety scissors, diamonds, yellow blankets/pants/jackets, paisley, theme parks that makes animals suffer through screaming chillden and loud rides all day, littering, commercials, old food rotting in the refridgerator, waiting for people to return important calls, teenaged girls, the mall, stop signs, uncomfortable shoes, sunburns, screaming children, waiting in line, people who are rude to perfectly nice customer service people for no reason, paying to see movies I don't want to see, the word 'nude', getting false praise, being the only person who cares, plastic wrap and tape disasters, bug bites, bug spray, fatigue, time management, and most of all I don't like that all I ever do is complain about what I don't like. So. 

I do like. . .

the smell of wet cement near a pool, lilies, sleeping, waking early enough on a weekend to feel like I have an entire day to play around, restaurants, homemade salads from scratch, strawberries, good books, learning, not having to do any homework, sex, clean laundry, shows with imagination,  satellite radio, buring my feet in the sand, walking along the coast, smiling, laughing, making other people laugh, jumping up and down because I'm so excited I can't help it, dancing badly in my bedroom, music that makes me want to move, music that makes driving a better experience, knowing I can be myself around someone without feeling at all awkward or weird or annoying, typing too fast, writing, reading, people watching, going places I haven't been before, cemetaries at night, slow walks without a destination, self-iscovery, seeing someone else's self-discovery, marine life, people who actually try to do something about global warming, feeling important at work, heights, adventure no matter how small, old photographs, black and white photography, the word 'naked', playing in park playgrounds, summer bbqs, beach bonfires, being with a few close friends, seeing the moon reflect on waves, doing things I'm afraid of on my own terms, getting sincere compliments, bear hugs, climbing trees, ice & roller skating, dogs & cats & rabbits & mice & other small(ish) creatures, people who are strong in ways that have nothing to do with physique, watching my cats roll around in sunny spots on the carpet, rubbing my newly shaved legs together in clean sheets, feeling better after a h uge burp (or fart), knowing that though I may be a woman I'm not necessarily a lady, hopscotch, burned to blackness hot dogs/chicken/popcorn, handwritten letters, fresh orange juice, a cold pepsi on a hot day, the kind of nachos you can only get at ball games and amusement parks, water slides, chocolate ice cream, ice cubes, surprises that don't suck, waterfalls, swimming, diving, seeing underwater, seeing old friends and feeling like no time has passed, good memories, secrets that don't hurt anyone, solitude when I need to think, friends that listen to be vent about complete bullshit, friends who realize they're always welcome to vent to me, the desire to scream because it's just so damn rare and shocking for me, blowing bubbles through a straw, watching someone (who knows how) play the guitar, eye contact, feeling comfortable enough to touch, hot showers that end with a cold blast, candlelight, full and/or yellow moons, conversations that never end because you're always coming back to them over time, passion, silk, inside jokes, "reading" minds, jinxes, taking my mom to dinner, tight t-shirts, knowing I could win a wet t-shirt contest if I felt like being in one (never), finding the perfect gift, purple highlighters, motorcycle rides, how he looks in leather jackets, dancing in the dark, reading old cards, shaving my legs, french fries (with or without cheese), caring too much becaus eit's better than not caring at all, squeegees, sitting in a car as it goes through the carwash, pacman, graphic novels, beautiful men and women who don't realize they're beautiful, dancing in my chair at work, making funny faces, stickers, tearing paper out of notebooks, thinking about religion, black ink on white paper, not always getting the joke and not being afraid to admit it, good tattoos on surprising people, haggling, earning my paycheck, taking much needed breaks, vacations, hot food, warm bodies, cold water, touching snakes that aren't poisonous, taking pictures of weird things, magnets, cutting my own hair, talking about books with people who read them, and so many other things I don't even know how to begin describing.